Welcome to the Kite David Portal

Ever wanted to tell your boss something but didn’t want to deal with the awkward eye contact afterward? Well, good news! Kite David is here to make sure you can spill the tea, vent your frustrations, or suggest that we finally replace that one weird-smelling office chair—all without anyone knowing it was you. This is your secret tunnel straight to David (yes, the David, the really cool dude with the kick-ass ponytail).

Here’s how it works: You type. You send. David reads. That’s it. No names, no tracking, no way for him to hunt you down and ask, “Was this you?” Your privacy is locked up tighter than Fort Knox. Whether you’re reporting a work issue, expressing an unpopular opinion about breakroom coffee, or just need to scream into the void—this is your space.

But remember: Never include PHI, or any other protected info for that matter. HIPPA violations are not cool. And for the love of all things holy, do not use this for emergencies or last-minute requests (David does have work to do and can’t just stare at his phone waiting for a message to popup). Also, since this is a one-way street, don’t sit around waiting for a response—there won’t be one. Just know that your words are seen, your thoughts matter, and David takes your input seriously (unless it’s about his ponytail—he's not cutting it).